Heroin jokes

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

I groomed 2 minors today.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!