Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Heroin Jokes
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
