What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Anime cats.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Sans
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
