Pop culture jokes
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Anime cats.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Sans
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.