Pop culture jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"