Pop culture jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)