What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Pop Culture Jokes
Kenshiro is already dead.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
