Pop culture jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.