Politics jokes
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP Μs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Biden
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ππππππ
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.