This is American politics that is not true
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Gun control...
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Women’s rights.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
