Politics jokes
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Biden
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.