Ted Cruz jokes

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?

Because they never take a chill pill.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.