You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! This joke is all about Ted Cruz bailin' on Texas because folks there need to lighten up and "take a chill pill," which means to relax. It's a play on words, see? Cruz needed to chill out, and so did Texas, apparently. You probably think a chill pill is a real medicine for the head, huh?