My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. This is dark. Your mom jokes about her brother being missing for five years and then reveals he's dead in her basement. She threw in the Trump support to make it extra spicy. You probably believe anything you read online, don't you?