The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
he plays fortnite just to build walls
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
Tushar’s fortnite skills
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
So an orphan played for a football team. and the coach said your parents must be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Player 138 eliminated...
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
he might have been a fortnite player respect him
Murder:wanna play a game? me:ok (pulls out xbox controller)
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
