What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
