What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why cant orphans play baseball?
they never hit home
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
