Player jokes
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Anyone play Roblox?
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.