Player jokes
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Memes
Fr tho
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.