Player

Player jokes

Strike

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

A: One knows where home is.

Police Officer

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Baby

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Penalty

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Store

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Ball

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Tower

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Penaldo

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

Kobe

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Kobe

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.