Player jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!