Player jokes
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.