Player jokes
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!