As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Alright, listen up, you Penaldo-loving goof! This is what we call self-deprecation. The dude's pretending to be a fan but is actually roasting Penaldo harder than a summer sidewalk. It's like saying, "I'm a genius," then immediately walking into a wall. You get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?
