Player

Player jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.

Homophobia

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Call

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Soccer

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Game

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

Difference

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Penaldo

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear