Player jokes
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.