Player jokes
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Perfect
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Anyone play Roblox?
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"