Player jokes
Messi chiquito...
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Memes
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why did Hitler kill himself?