Player jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
LewenGOALski
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.