Player jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Messi chiquito...
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.