Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
Messi shiquito...
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is jimmy saviles favourite roblox game?
undress to impress
What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
