Player jokes
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Memes
Whitpost mwtder beneral
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear