Player jokes
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Messi chiquito...
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.