Player jokes
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Messi chiquito...
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”