Player jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Player 138 eliminated...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!