Player jokes

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Messi chiquito...

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because he doesn’t know where home is.