Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is jimmy saviles favourite roblox game?
undress to impress
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarter back
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
