What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick
Kobe Missed A lot of shots but he sure didn’t miss the mountain
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
Why cant orphans play baseball?
they never hit home
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
