Player

Player Jokes

Pass

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Leper

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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  • Basketball Player

    Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

    A: They stand near the fans! πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    Eye

    Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

    Contract

    ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

    Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

    Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

    Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

    I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

    Night

    I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

    Orphan

    What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

    When he is wanted!

    Penaldo

    Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

    Basketball

    Why is basketball such a messy sport?

    'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

    Russia

    What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

    Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.