Player jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
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What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!