Player Jokes

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶

- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏

Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶

Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted

What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater

i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!