Player jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
LewenGOALski
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.