I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldnβt be caught travelling! π
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
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Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
