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I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.