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Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.