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So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.