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So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it to home plate.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.