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Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it to home plate.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know what home is.

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"