One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Play Jokes
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
