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Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.