Play jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.