Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
