Play jokes
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"