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What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.