What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Play Jokes
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
