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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
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If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!