Play jokes
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
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I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.