Play jokes
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
. --------
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped