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What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.