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Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Memes
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Anyone play Roblox?
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."