Play jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Memes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.