Play jokes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.