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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.