I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
