Play jokes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.