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Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.