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What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣