Play jokes
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Memes
who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.