Place jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Memes
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Ohio.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.