Place jokes

Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

A: Everywhere!

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?

Jack(off) in the Box.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

Ohio.

Which room is the safest place in the house?

The living room.

What is your address?