Place jokes

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

A: Everywhere!

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?

Jack(off) in the Box.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

What is your address?

Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

Why was the belt placed under arrest?

For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣