Place jokes
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Ohio.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.