Place jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Ohio.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂