I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
The ham is in fact processed
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Ohio.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
