Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, this clueless kid is all excited about an orphanage, right? Then he chickens out because it's "haunted." But get this – the other dude's house is haunted too! It's like, duh, ghosts are everywhere, even in your own backyard. You should get out more.