Multi jokes

School

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    • Crime

    If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

    Memes

    Multi memes

    Crayon

    How is the world like a box of crayons?

    Nobody likes the white ones.

    And a side note, it's multi colored.

    Shotgun

    *Shotguns in a nutshell*

    2B: MUST.

    4B: ADD.

    6B: MORE.

    12B: *B A R R E L S*

    *And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

    Word

    Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

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    • Lighter

    You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

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    • Memes

    Multi memes

    Community

    Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

    I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

    And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

    Republicans have … Read more

    Ok if you guys didn’t figure this out already shame one you. The multi accounter is Lovemaddie she is the fatass from the face revs I know exactly which accounts are hers and I will name them I just need to remember the names I will post them in the comments section

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