Place jokes
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?