Place jokes
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?