Place jokes
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Memes
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.