Pilot jokes

A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.