The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
