To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
