Aviation jokes
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Must have been a woman pilot.