Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
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A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
