Aviation jokes
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
You are in the airway, how funny!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.