Pilot jokes
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.