Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!š„
Dear Victims... Ƥh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... Ƥh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... Ƥh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... Ƥh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Donāt scream... History Repea... Ƥh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. š
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? ā Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iāve been little, Iāve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. āOn the search,ā as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilotās license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iām afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
My friend Amir didnāt have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
I want to be a pilot.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles donāt work on them.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
