9/11 was probably just a women pilot
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
How do you call a black pilot?.......a Pilot your racisits
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
I want to be a pilot.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
