Pilot jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."