Pilot jokes
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Must have been a woman pilot.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.