Pilot jokes
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀