my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
My friends dad died during the 9/11 he was such a good pilot but my friend kept disturbing him so when hes dad died he said it was you who killed me(to the child).so the the child Sayed yoo-hoo?what type of name is yoo-hoo,but yoo-hoo yoo-hoo come here I need to k1ll you NOW
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
