Aircraft jokes
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"