Allahu Akbar jokes
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Allahu Akbar.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.