Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Allahu Akbar.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
