Allahu Akbar

Allahu Akbar Jokes

9/11

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

9/11

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

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  • Backpack

    Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

    Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

    Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    Attack

    My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

    Son

    Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

    Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

    ...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

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  • Bomb

    My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

    Suicide

    When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

    Orphan

    What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

    They said, "Allahu Akbar."

    Dad

    Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

    Best pilot of Southern Arabia

    Allahu Akbar.

    Religion

    Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.