Teddy Roosevelt's Seduction Technique

This is a play on a famous quote by Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.". The joke uses this quote in a sexual way, implying that it is the reason why he was popular with the ladies.

• Stick
• Politics
• History
• Phrase
• Reputation
• Short jokes

• John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
• What did President Ford say when he met Betty? "I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
• What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line? You’re breathtaking!
• Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.