Stormtrooper jokes
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.