Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
