Jose jokes

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

No way, Jose!

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

John

Hi. I am Joe.