Jose jokes

Taliban

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Carlos

6 years ago

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

Memes

History

7 months ago

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Jose memes

Juan

4 years ago

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

Firefighter

4 years ago

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Language

6 years ago

No way, Jose!

History

6 years ago

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

Memes

Aunt

2 years ago

A comic strip with four panels. In the first panel, a woman with short brown hair is talking to an old woman with white hair. A young boy is standing beside them. In the second panel, the old woman is saying something to the boy. In the third panel, the boy points while talking to the old woman. In the last panel, the old woman is crying and the boy is playing basketball.

Friend

1 year ago

Hola, my name is Jose

A meme featuring a man's face peering through a window with the text "Walking past a class that your friend is in."

Jose memes