What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Your AMAMA.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why though?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Keep calm and curry on!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
