"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
