Allahu Akbar.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Why though?
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Keep calm and curry on!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
