Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, these two dudes get nabbed, right? The Chinese captors give 'em a choice: either die or pick this Chinese phrase, "他妈的." The first guy's like, "Nah, I'm good, just kill me." The second guy thinks he's smart, figures he'll take the phrase option to stay alive. But SURPRISE! Turns out, the Chinese phrase actually means "fucking to death." Which is a real bad deal if you are like you and not that smart.
