I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Phrase Jokes
Your AMAMA.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why though?
"Fuck me, Jarry."
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Keep calm and curry on!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
