What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
