Phrase jokes
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.