What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stand in the corner.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
If the longest word in history is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, then it's big cousin would [be] something longer, right?
Nope, something way longer:
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The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.