"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! đ
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Whatâs the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
You know whatâs impossible?
Steven Walking.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you âĽď¸.
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
