I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a PIG problem!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
Like if your best friend has a dog.
