Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is chillin', right? The postman asks if his dog bites. He says no. Then, BAM! A dog attacks the poor postman's nuts. Turns out, it wasn't even his dog! So, the dude technically didn't lie... You see, the joke is on the postman because he assumed it was the poster's dog, and got a nasty surprise. Keep up, sweetie.