If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
