Personal jokes
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.