Personal jokes
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.