Personal jokes
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Memes
Honestly
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.