Personal jokes
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Memes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.