Personal

Personal jokes

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

People

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Company

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Memes

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Beer

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Tendency

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Pianist

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

Advice

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Drink

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Vampire

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Dyslexic

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.