Personal Jokes

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod

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asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin

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Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person

Because Logan Paul left him hanging

Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID

Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family

What do u call a person with no arms

Armless

IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)