Personal jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Memes
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?