Personal jokes
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.