Personal jokes
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."