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Personal Jokes

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.