Personal jokes

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!