Personal jokes
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Memes
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.