Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"