Personal jokes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!