Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Personal Jokes
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
