Personal jokes
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.