If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
what do u call a person
a person
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? đ¤¨
Me: What?
The person: You said youâre going to pick up âthe stuffâ!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Whatâs the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis đĽ°đâ¤ď¸đ!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: Wasnât Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Whatâs an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
