Personal jokes
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!