Personal jokes

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.