Personal jokes
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!