Personal jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Memes
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"