Personal jokes

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.