Personal jokes
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."