Personal jokes
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.