Personal jokes
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.