One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
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when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
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person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
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What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
