Personal jokes

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.