Personal jokes

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”

The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.