what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
How do you kill a spider ?
Just get a autistic person
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
What's the difference between a chinese person with an old person? One lasts long and another doesn't
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
"What do you tell a person with depression ? Just hang in there buddy."
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
